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Absolute GhenGhen Rebranded

"The GhenGhen is the culmination of all things awesome, shaken (sometimes stirred as well) & served in megabytes of audible madness. Always on the lookout for gist (being the unrepentant taatafo's we are), we fill you in on everything that's been going on in all the places we were never

2022-04-08 10:25:21.0

On Accidental Orgasms, Broken Covenants,

O, GhenGhen Mortals! The Winshes are strong! They tried hard! However, our heads are stronger [segshual]! We bring you today’s post! Remember to subscribe to our iTunes and Stitcher channels.

2022-04-08 10:21:10.0

On Chilli Coochie, Criminal Babies

GhenGhen Mortals, we don’t even know where to start. First, we’re very sorry for not putting up a post last week. It was the winshes… it was due to the terrorists… it was because of Tonto’s music (Hi Tonto)… it was because we couldn’t find shortbread for DJ Klem… it was… sigh There’s so much

2022-03-30 11:03:19.0

A Tale of Two Terms, Whipping Pythons

O GhenGhen Mortals! Today, we bring ye a tale of two terms and sulking losers! A tale of twins and the loser among them! A tale of stingy husbands part-padlocking their wives! A tale of — cough Okay, just press play and let us stop shouting. Big shout out to Chinwe Ugoji

2022-03-30 10:59:44.0

On Halloween P’s, Playgirl Albums

Oya wait! Before you start flogging us, we’re sorry! We couldn’t put up the post due to… erm… well… The winshes! Yes! It was the winshes! They didn’t want us to tell you about all the Halloween madness from last week, people giving kids cocaine for “trick or treat”, and mothers giving their babies weed.

2022-03-08 11:09:48.0

Birthday Shoutouts,

The Team go in (non-sexual) on the crazy news from last week, starting with the OctoBreast-fest... Also on cheerful breast owners, canine loving breasts, and women selling their virginity (breasts inclusive of course) for $780k.

2022-03-08 10:48:07.0

On Bad Headies, Broken Knees

Yes! We’ve missed you too! Thanks to everyone that stayed downloading. Today’s podcast deals with… in fact, just click the button and listen. Remember to comment on our GhenGhen Proverb of the week. Give us your most creative response, and well…

2022-03-08 10:45:50.0

Back To You, Panda

We’re sorry!!! We’ve been off for the last two weeks, we know. Unfortunately, we’ve had a lot of technical issues. Panda and The Walker were moving, The Mallam was arrested for too much polish on his shine shine head, Luminus

2022-03-01 11:18:39.0

On Moisturising Semen, Auctioned Hymen

In the spirit of Independence Day, Fuck you beensh! Spiritual Problems Behind Blackouts in Nigeria, landlord violence over bed-wetting, over mistimed climaxes and a lost dildo (Florida: SOmething is in the water), Skip chapel

2022-03-01 11:12:18.0

Cool Stories In The Spirit of “Rep the CoolStory Kid”,

On Stolen Condoms, Dissatisfied Nymphos,

2022-03-01 11:07:05.0

On Royal Titties, [No Be So] Good Music, Centaur Babies, The Ways of Shortbread

On Royal Titties, [Not So] GOOD Music, and Centaur Babies

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